Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
this will be a night to untag.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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