Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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