apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
