found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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