Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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