Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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