what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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