Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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