D3 body, D1 cock
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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