I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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