She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
