please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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