YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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