Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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