I don't think brook has ever known best
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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