They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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