Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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