I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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