I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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