So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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