But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
