Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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