Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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