Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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