just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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