Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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