they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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