Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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