just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Randomize
