I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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