i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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