No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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