Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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