see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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