I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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