they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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