sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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