I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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