Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
God, I missed his penis.
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