Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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