Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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