Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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