I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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