I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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