bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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