Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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