Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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