windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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