What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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