last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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