no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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