i barfeds in our rink
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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