I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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