This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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