so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize