wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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