How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just want to make out with him forever
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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