dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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