dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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