Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
