? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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